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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

"Perhaps," he finally said, dropping his arm. It hadn't hurt; he was fucking with his friend, plain and simple, and Richie's eye roll showed Virgil he knew that. "I still think it's overly flashy," he insisted. "They're fifteen feet long, Rich!" Richie waved off Virgil's concerns. "Never mind; it's a prototype. I'm still working on getting them smaller. Besides! If I have these, I'll have a backup if my boots malfunction. You know. Like last time." Virgil rolled his eyes. He didn't argue.

now i’m just imagining richie trying to handle 15’ wings oh my god

"Nope!" Richie said with a grin, rustling through his book bag until he found his notebook. Opening to the proper page, he laid it out and pushed it to Virgil. "Instead of." For just a moment, Virgil looked over the sketched before looking up at his friend. "I know what this is," he said, "and I think you're trying to be flashier than me." Richie rolled his eyes and punched Virgil's bicep before taking back his notebook. "This is more efficient and you know it." Virgil pouted, rubbing his arm.

i s2g you two just get a room already xD

Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.
Virgil rose an eyebrow, figuring this could only go one of two ways. Both of them meant Richie was doing something with fire. "Yes..." he said easily. "I was with you when we saw it, remember? With Frieda and Daisy?" Richie blushed at that. Right. He'd forgotten that bit. "Well..." Richie cleared his throat. "Well, anyway. I decided to make those wings." Virgil was taken aback for a moment. "Those wings? What, like, instead of your boots?" ((RICHIE IS CAUSING HAVOC AMELIA))

oh my god this is gonna be great

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

im-just-a-lucky-boy:

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.
Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.
Then after a little bit of silence I hear…
"Who has a bag of chips?"
And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”
Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

im-just-a-lucky-boy:

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

"Who has a bag of chips?"

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

retronova:

truly a classic.

retronova:

truly a classic.

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

ladyponds:

dracomafloy:

ronweasley:

friendly reminder that since Molly took care of Harry for seven years, Lily pays her back by taking care of Fred

friendly reminder that fuck you

#why are ron and draco talking to each other

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

whatanight63:

xerese-nephilim:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

Had nothing better to do, so I attempted to make a realistic-ish gunshot effect with the shit lying around my room

i think it was suffice to say we were all blown away by that

omg are you Dean Winchester?

Yes.

WHAT THE HELL LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS IT ONLY HAD 50 NOTES

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail