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brb gonna curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days
Amelia, they/them pronouns

19, pansexual, overall derp

You'll mostly find both random and fandom shit here. All sorts of stuff that makes me do that "Blow-Air-Out-Your-Nose" kind of laugh.

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the-final-companion:

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

Well now you it is 6 books.

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

#story time#we played spin the bottle at my 16th birthday party#just for shits and giggles#i don't remember who kissed who#but we got through 2 turns before my parents walked in and made us stop#btw i'm still owed a kiss from bff#nuns n bagels#just sayin'#:)

rogeradcliffe:

shakes head and purses lips in disappointment as i type ‘/page/2’ after your url because i couldn’t find the “next” button

frenums:

twerknados:

frenums:

me dr. who phase vs me post dr. who phase. Not even the same person. who is that. how did this happen.

You regenerated

Listen

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

You know how you can tell that I’m an absolute baby when it comes to games?

I panic during the big fight scenes during Halo: CE.

On Easy.

I’m a fucking wimp.

#halo#halo: ce#halo: combat evolved#gaming#i am not a gamer#i s2g#i do my best#but i am not cut out for gaming#the stupid fight scenes make me panic#and my heart starts to race#and my hands shake#and yes there were two of the fucking giant-ass blue things with green lazers#but still#xD#amelia is a derp

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

Fucking Howard the Duck?
Everyone who waited through the credits of Guardians of the Galaxy (via thatmovieguydoe)
#YES OH MY GOD#I WAS UPSET

donkos:

me on the internet: gay

me irl: gay, but quietly

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

#this is actually a good way of thinking of it#a numerical reflection of your relationship with gravity#i like that#for a rainy day
thatsmoderatelyraven:

who is she

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s miss united states

thatsmoderatelyraven:

who is she

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s miss united states

Best Sexual Pairings

funastrology:

Aries/Scorpio

Taurus/Sagittarius

Gemini/Capricorn

Cancer/Aquarius

Leo/Pisces

Virgo/Libra

(This can apply to your Mars/Venus signs as well)

#OH MY GOD#TERRA MAYBE THIS IS WHY WE'RE SUCH CLOSE FRIENDS#WHAT THE FUCK#NUNS N BAGELS#i normally don't believe in astrology and shit#but DAMN this explains a lot#XD

fanofthedoctor3:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

djko31:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

GUYS I WAS SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN THE BATHROOM ‘CAUSE IT’S A COMMUNAL BATHROOM AND WHEN I FINISHED AND SHUT OFF THE SHOWER PEOPLE FUCKING APPLAUDED 

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK 

GUYS

I’m laughing more than I should…..

GUYS THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET ANY NOTES WHAT ARE YOU DOING 

GUYS

are you kidding this is hilarious