Hey there! I'm Amelia! :D I'm definitely a fandom blog that is occasionally nsfw (always tagged tho!). I blog about anything and everything from Static Shock to Glee to Zutara to random funny shit. Feel free to say hi! :D

thinkspeakstress:

ianthe:

thinkspeakstress:

ianthe:

crazysexyfierce:

militaryfit-bombshell:

ianthe:

here is a thing

I like this

This is BRILLIANT

okay this got 5,000 notes in a day this is gonna be a long summer

Omg I’m weeping for you. I made a post months ago and it’s at like 21K notes and it just RUINED MY LIFE GOD SPEED TO YOU OK

AND I’M GAINING SO MANY NEW FOLLOWERS TO DISAPPOINT ALL SUMMER CAN’T WAIT

BRACE YOURSELF THE STRUGGLE IS COMING. I WILL HELP YOU DEADBOLT THE DOORS

dontstandonswivelchairs:

probably one of the best no’s in the history of musicals

#YOU SASSY MOTHERFUCKERS #THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS JUST A SASSOFF #’IT MEANS YOU GET YOUR YELLOW TICKET OF LEAVE. LIKE COME THE FUCK ON VALJEAN YOU ROBBED A FUCKING HOUSE’ #’OH MY GOD. THAT WAS ONE TIME JAVERT. I BROKE A WINDOWPANE.’ #’HONEY YOU ARE A THIEF’ #’I STOLE A FUCKING LOAF OF BREAD IT’S NOT LIKE I STOLE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE OR SOME SHIT’ #’AND I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE WE WERE FUCKING STARVING’ #’DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK HONEY YOU WILL STARVE AGAIN UNTIL YOU LEARN THE MEANING OF THE FUCKING LAW’ #’I KNOW THE MEANING OF THOSE NINETEEN FUCKING YEARS YOU DOUCHEBAG’ #’DON’T EVEN TRY YOU WERE ONLY GOING TO BE IN THERE FOR FIVE YEARS AND THEN SOMEBODY TRIED TO ESCAPE’ #’SO YOU KNOW WHAT 24601—’ #’MY NAME ASSHOLE IS JEAN VALJEAN’ #’W/E BITCH I’M JAVERT’ #’YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT NAME VALJEAN HONEY DON’T U FORGET ABOUT ME…….’ #’2 4 6 0 1’ *SNAPS FINGERS FIVE TIMES*

(via sebastiangavroche)

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

jaba-the-slut:

The wisdom from movies you never notice until they are transformed into a gifset.

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

noonewillneverletyoudown:

Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.

theatregeek96:

Moment of silence for the playbills that get left on the floor of the theaters.

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

shep689:

dekutree:

egg-tampon:

dekutree:

zealknight:

dekutree:

nigga u aint even in the right country you a real dumbass tho

Hoenn and Johto are in the same country. Both are separate regions in same country. Only Unova is in another country.

are u majoring in pokemon geometry you geek ass bitch 

geography

shut the fuck up aint nobody talkin about rocks here

geology

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

rowwithachipandpinmachine:

I bet if you took all the tumblr urls from people in the Sherlock fandom and re-arranged them, you would actually have the full dialogue to all six episdoes.

shutupmerlin:

‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.  

lizthefangirl:

a-weeping-angel-just:

avoxes:

can finnick not die in the movie

they kept Peeta’s leg lets keep finnick

my thoughts exactly

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

monkeejunk:

3ntrance:

disneyaddictgirl:

r-iversid3:

omg i was like ‘STOP IT YOU’RE BREAKING MY LAPTOP SCREEN’

I totally get why those fish were terrified now. 

hoe needa chill and stop poking my screen

“TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!”